JOKES =)))

I saw this on 1 forum, kinda funny and I like it. Therefore, wanna share it with all =) Here you go:


Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.


Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.


Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.


Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady : Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.


Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.


Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked : "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

lalalalalala

Been working for 4 months plus... But still prefer to stay at home, surf net, go shop shop, meet up with friends, blah blah blah instead. Whenever I work, I would always look forward to my OFF days, then to the end of the month, then to PAY DAY!

Have been spending lavishly on Tops, Bags, Shoes, Accessories.... But those are our everyday needs, arnt they? Haha...OK! Ya, Im just finding excuses for myself...


I think its time I should save up (I'll try tho... )

........ Looking forward to Saturday!! Meeting Yuxin, Yao Wei and Yan Zhi... =') ........